#10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
#9. You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
#8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.
#7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.
#6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.
#5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
#4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.
#3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
#2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

and the #1 reason why your Poodle's haircut costs more than yours ......

#1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim.